update: re: re: World economy collapse, Mark Wahlberg resurgence

The global economy may be showing signs of a turnaround!

re: World economy collapse, Mark Wahlberg resurgence

MBS, Thank you for your question. I think the American side of the world economy collapse is summed up perfectly in this graphic. Oddly enough, it seems the rest of the (non-American) economy collapse is due to Mark Wahlberg's lack of sense of humor. If he were just willing to openly talk with animals (ahem, if we had better rapport with world leaders), I think we'd all find ourselves in a much better place right now. Despite all of this, it's good to know that you can still get good all-season gutter protection during the economic collapse. I hope this answers your questions.

MBS from Virginia writes:

Can you please explain why the world economy is collapsing? As a followup does Mark Wahlberg's career resurgence (I Heart the Huckabees, Shooter, Max Payne, executive producing Entourage) have anything to do with the economy's collapse?

LB from Massachusetts writes: "can wasabi be substituted for guacamole?!"

Wasabi is not generally acceptable as a substitute for guacamole. However, it can be fun to tell your friends that it's guacamole, and certain shows have used it for comedic value.

Ni Hao, World!

I realized at a meeting last week that there was incredible demand for a spot where people could "Ask a Half-Asian," so here is that spot. I'll do my best to answer everything thrown my way just as quick as I can.